{"product_id":"handcrafted-dungeon-crawler-carl-new-achievement-terrycloth-hand-towel-geeky-kitchen-decor","title":"Handcrafted Dungeon Crawler Carl NEW ACHIEVEMENT Terrycloth Hand Towel: Geeky Kitchen Decor","description":"\"Goddammit, Carl! You can't just put me on a bathroom towel!\"\n\nBring a little flair (and grand champion pedigree) to your bathroom or kitchen with this high-quality, custom-embroidered hand towel inspired by the iconic chaos of Dungeon Crawler Carl. This towel features one of the most famous quotes from DCC:NEW ACHIEVEMENT. \n\nWhether you’re wiping away dungeon slime or just upgrading your guest bathroom decor, this towel is fit for royalty—even a pampered Persian cat who insists on absolute perfection.\n\nCrafted with high-density, professional machine embroidery on soft, absorbent 100% natural cotton terry, this towel is built to survive daily use, repeated washes, and whatever floor the AI throws at you next.\n\n✨ Item Details:\nMaterial: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – ultra-soft, plush, and highly absorbent.\n\nEmbroidery: High-density, professional-grade thread designed for vibrant color and lasting durability.\n\nEmbroidery Design Dimensions: 4.250\" x 1.259.\n\nDimensions: Standard Hand Towel (Approx. 15\" x 27\").\n\nDesign Placement: Bottom-center of front embroidery, neatly displayed when folded over a towel bar or ring.\n\n🧺 Care Instructions:\nMachine wash cold or warm with like colors on a gentle cycle.\n\nTumble dry low or hang dry to preserve thread sheen.\n\nAvoid bleach and harsh optical brighteners.\n\nIf ironing is needed, iron on low heat on the reverse side of the embroidery.\n\n🎁 Perfect For:\nDie-hard LitRPG and Dungeon Crawler Carl readers \u0026amp; audiobook fans\n\nPrincess Donut devotees and cat lovers\n\nUnique housewarming, birthday, or holiday gifts\n\nGame rooms, guest baths, or bar cart accents\n\n📦 Processing \u0026amp; Shipping:\nEach towel is carefully stitched to order in my smoke-free studio.\n\nPlease allow [1-3 business days] for shipment. Domestic (US shipping) only. \n\nPackaged with care to ensure it arrives crawl-ready.","brand":"My Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44590076788849,"sku":null,"price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0705\/5835\/1473\/files\/faa71f16-il_fullxfull.8592647883_lsz5.jpg?v=1789819652","url":"https:\/\/needleworknoveltiesllc.com\/products\/handcrafted-dungeon-crawler-carl-new-achievement-terrycloth-hand-towel-geeky-kitchen-decor","provider":"Needlework Novelties LLC ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}